Of course you can't see it in the picture, but this evil mirror revealed neck frights!
The other day I was in a cab, touching up my lipstick. The mirror tipped down, and somehow I saw my neck from a whole new angle. And it was crepey. And saggy!
Suddenly Nora Ephron's book I Feel Bad About My Neck made a terrible kind of real sense. And I hate it!
So of course I obsessed about it in my sleep, and then tried to figure out a way to take a picture to show everyone. Because maybe it only happened once (nope, just as bad when I looked again), or everyone knowing will make it go away (not) and less tragic (totally) because this same thing is happening to you, right?
Note to all of us: cosmetic companies are not trying to make you waste expensive product just so you have to buy more. Apparently you really do have to moisturize on your neck. And decolletage. Short of silicon, there's only one way to keep your upper boobs pretty!
- Cat/Bad Kitty