See? This is why I follow Perez on Twitter. Because he posts things like this photo of Dreamy Vampire Robert Pattinson doing weird self-stim sex stuff.
Will RP lose any of his cougar fans with his creepy Buffalo Bill impression? Or will this just make it hotter than a heat flash for the ladies? Somehow, I suspect the latter.
(For those of you with bad memories or just fans of 80s techno, here's the Goodbye Horses scene -- things get crazy around the 2 minute link:"I'd f--- me!")
I'd apologize for posting such porny pix and links, but hey, we're all grownups here.
- Cat/Bad Kitty