Her wikipedia is a year off. Miss Mariah was born March 27, 1969
God love Mariah Carey. She's as crazy as they come, sexy, tragic, talented, and so fascinating!
She has a thing for butterflies, once did an interview on her treadmill in five inch heels, and last year married 28 year old cougar bait Nick Cannon, whom she totally stole from the stunning Victoria's Secret model Selita Ebanks.
Cougar Victory! Heh heh.
For her 40th, Nick took Mariah (by took I mean he charged it to her diamond-butterfly-encrusted Kryptonite Amex card) to a special dinner. In Barbados. Because NYC doesn't have any good restaurants, I guess.
In a way I can't even believe she's 40. She looks incredible, wandering around in feathers, with her dresses falling off her boobs, wearing high-waisted jackets, hot pants and giant-ass sunglasses at night -- in Aspen. In the the dead of winter.
She seems older than we are, and ageless at the same time. Like a fey unicorn butterfly that can sing songs only dogs can hear.
And you know what? Her widely panned film Glitter is actually some genius good fun. You just have to watch it in the right frame of a mind. A frame of mind I like to call "Cheap Box Wine Drunk" or "Girls Night Out" for short.
To celebrate Mariah's 40th, do this:
- Netflix Glitter
- Invite your five BFFs (or the first five friends who can get sitters, whichever)
- Slip into something wet, pink and alcoholic
- Apply butterfly temporary tattoos
- Watch the flick
I think you'll be back, leaving comments on her sensitive performance. And no doubt bitching about your hangovers.
- Cat/Bad Kitty