On Saturday afternoon I was enjoying my Us Weekly subscription, when I saw something that jolted me out of my chair -- according to them, Mariah and her cougar bait husband just celebrated her 39th birthday, not 40th.
Shit, do we need to come up with the money for a fact checker around here? Too bad, because we're so getting a (mute) pool boy/bartender first.
It turns out that Mariah is a woman of mystery. In some places it says that she was born in 1970, in others that she was born in 1969. Her People bio says 1969, and her wikipedia page has both dates, telling you something interesting about wikipedia's reliability.
Whatever. I stand by my original post about Mariah making 40 look good, whatever her real age winds up being. There's a huge difference between 15 and 16, or 20 and 21. Even 29 and 30. But by the time you hit 39, you might as well be 40.
Once we pass 35ish, we're all in pretty much the same boat, the S.S. Thank You For Checking My ID.
Mimi's first rate ass is making us all look good, so thank you and Happy Birthday Songbutterfly!
- Cat/Bad Kitty