Pam Anderson Almost Convinces Us That There Really Is a Time to Stop Shopping in the Junior Section

Pamela Denise Lee Anderson Lee Lee (?), pride of Canada, born July 1, 1967
Age: merely 42

Oh. Dear. 

Pam ... you're looking a little, well, a bit worn. Maybe you should just take a seat for a few minutes  while Stefania and I reconsider our firm belief that we can all shop at Forever 21 forever, because rules are for fools and age is just a number.

Hey, speaking of numbers, can you believe that Pammy is only 42? Her picture is in the dictionary next to another number: "10 miles of bad road."

Also, speaking of illustrated definitions, try this one on for size: "Rode hard and put away wet."

Anyhoo ... back to the question of WTF is Pam wearing this time, and how old it makes her look.

Despite her vague and troubling resemblance to a dancing chicken, after giving it some serious thought, I decided that Pam could totally get away with this outfit if her hair wasn't so fucked up and fried.

No, really, take a good look. Her body (thanks to millions of Mötley Crüe mp3 downloads-worth of plastic surgery) is still banging, and I looooooove those shoes. It's that hair that makes her look so old.

You heard me, once again it all comes back to putting in your time in the chair, ladies. I can't say it often enough.

What a relief! For a minute there I thought I'd have to give up my H&M accessories addiction. Now that we have that cleared up, who's got a spare VO5 hot oil treatment to loan Miss Pam so she can stop scaring the livestock?

- Cat/Bad Kitty

Comments

[cynematic]

That's not friedhead, that's "bedhead."

If I'm Forever 29 like Pam-Pam, why wouldn't I shop at Forever 21?

[Ainse]

I think there's a problem is your handbag is more substantial than your outfit.

[Al_Pal]

Guh, the hair is totally the brutal linchpin that makes it ROUGH.
If her hair wasn't fried -- or maybe, if it just didn't have such bad roots -- she could certainly get away with it. But yeah, the purse could stand to be smaller, too!
& OMG ROFL at
"Rode hard and put away wet."!