This pretty lady has had what some would call patchy luck with love, but she's also won every kind of award - Oscar, BAFTA, SAG and Golden Globe. She's one of the highest paid actresses in Hollywood. So she's doing alright.
Besides, who hasn't broken up with a musician and then married a gay dude on the rebound? We came of age in the 80s with Boy George, Duran Duran and ambiguous gender roles. Those confusing times leave a mark.
Girlfriend also knows how to rock a dress. Remember the Paris Hilton Wonky Eye Lesson? Well Renée could give a Master Class in knowing your pose and hitting that mark every time. She also hardly ever makes a fashion mistake, because she knows what works for her, i.e. she only wears Carolina Herrera.
Welcome Renée! Please feel free to join us in a champagne toast on your next eating day, whenever that may be. Hey, it's your birthday -- maybe you can even have two eating days this month!
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