Who are we to stop the media from perpetuating the Hot Cougar Myth? Look, we know that there are 20-year-olds out there who look at Ashton Kutcher and think he can do much better than Demi Moore, to which we say really? Really? There's no way That Shaggy Idiot is doing better than this.
And in a white bikini, no less! And we know you know how unflattering those are. Demi, you work it, girl. Any woman over the age of 35 has got your back and we're high-fiving you all around.