No, it's not a Bentley, it's the 2010 Taurus SHO. It's goes fast and kicks ass!
It was only Day 4 of the Ford-y Whatever/BlogHer 10 day roadtrip, and Stefania and I had already been called names and terrified by religious dolls. It felt like we'd used up all of the tricks in our bag, and we feared the next six days would be dull in comparison. Then we kidnapped Fake Scott Monty* from the real Scott Monty's office at Ford, and things picked up again.
Fake Scott Monty* -- remember, looks can be deceiving.
But I should tell the story in chronological order.