TOM CRUISE—YOU'RE A PUTZ
Are we all done collectively throwing up over the news of his "relationship" //snicker, snort// with Katie Holmes? Did you hear they're engaged? I think I just threw up in mouth a little. Didn't you?
Anyway, this post is not about that. It's about him saying that women with post-partum depression should try "vitamins" instead of drugs like Paxil.
I never thought I'd say this, but I fucking love Brooke Shields. I haven't read her book and I didn't see her controversial appearance on Oprah, but I think she is standing up to this dolt admirably.
Tomcruise—and I am going to refer to you as a one word name because you are not an actor, you are a caricature of yourself. And you are never believable as any character in a movie because you are always playing yourself, a.k.a. Tomcruise.
Where was I? Oh yeah.
Tomcruise—shut the fuck up, Shortguy. Please go back to your alien clam people and your stress tests and your fake-ass religion and leave us normal people alone.
I will never pay to see another of your movies again. In fact, let's boycott War of the Worlds shall we? "Gosh! I couldn't get out of the house, Tomcruise. My vitamins don't seem to be working!"
Buh and bye. Let's see where your career goes after this stunt.
hee. if you had any idea how many comments the whole Tom Cruise - Brooke Shields thing has caused on Blogging Baby. it's crazy. and i love Brooke too - she's loverly and so strong to talk so openly about her PPD. pschaw. vitamins. whatever. more proof that men shouldn't judge women until THEY'VE pushed a nine-pounder out a bodily orifice.
Posted by: sarah | June 04, 2005 at 10:44 PM
I will boycott Tomcruise with you. AND, i *may* even go a step further and boycott his stupid (but super cute) gal pal, katie, too. Because, she's fucked up enough to stay with his sorry ass just because he's TOMFUCKINGCRUISE, instead of smacking him upside his head while he's spouting off nonsense about OTHER WOMEN?!?!?! he's never fucking gone through pregnancy and birth!
fuck you, tomcruise.
Posted by: megan | June 05, 2005 at 11:21 PM
Well said. Again, when has tommy ever ever had a kid come out of him? Never! What a jerk.
Posted by: kat | June 06, 2005 at 03:47 PM
Maybe someone should replace tomcruise's vitamins with Oxycontin. That way, he can get addicted and disappear into oblivion with all the other former Hollywood stars.
Posted by: Amy Steier | June 07, 2005 at 09:34 AM
I loathe that crackmonkey. I was so pleased to see Nicole Kidman appear on Opie's show a week later and at least SEEM completely calm and rational. At least one parent in that nightmare can appear in public without a mental health professional with a dart gun full of Haldol...
Posted by: missbanshee | June 07, 2005 at 08:13 PM
tom cruise is an insincere guy -- always came off that way to me. he has stepped over the line this time into a territory he knows nothing about. he should go back to his mid-life crisis and whitening toothpaste -- and keep his nose out of matters he will never understand.
Posted by: diane | June 08, 2005 at 06:37 AM
Have you seen this?
http://drtomcruisemd.blogspot.com/
Posted by: Karen | June 09, 2005 at 06:09 PM
Been on my mind, too, and I even sent a letter to the editor about it in our local paper. Can't stand this!
http://running2ks.blogspot.com/2005/06/cruisin-for-bruisin.html
Posted by: Running2Ks | June 10, 2005 at 08:30 PM
Check out the definition of Tom Cruise: http://www.urbandictionary.com/images.php?imageid=31059
Posted by: Running2Ks | June 11, 2005 at 06:07 PM
Yup. Tomcruise is a jackass. I also will never pay to see another of his movies again. He has pissed me off THAT much.
Posted by: Ritz | June 14, 2005 at 08:51 PM
I think your all disguisting. Anyone who gets this mad and takes everything this personal is obviously as superficial as he is. Personal life and jobs are two different thigns., if your gonna see a movie, see it cuz he's a good actor, it's not like your supporting them, it's amusing. I'm so mad right now I feel like pissing int he wind until my pants are soaked with urine.
Posted by: andy robertson | June 20, 2005 at 01:46 AM
Tom Cruise
If it's true that Tom can't play anyone but himself as an Actor, then the Jerry Meguire film answer's all. Tom couldn't be without a girl by his side in fear of being alone. This man needs help. Maybe Tom is over acting to compensate for all the other the car wrecks and is sincere this time, and is really trying to convince us all and himself too.I think this girl is awestruck and feeds his ego and being a virgin is just the icing on the cake. " Not to mention "Katie Holmes" will never upstage Tom Cruise, unlike " Nicole Kidman" and "Penelope" There Tom now you can be the Daddy you always wanted to be without having to deal with all the dirty diapers.
Posted by: Anita | June 20, 2005 at 02:46 AM
IAM MR TOM CRUISE , I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT THE SUCESS OF MY MOVIE IS GREAT I REALIZE PEOPLE SAY I WAS WRONG FOR BARKING A MATT LAWYER BUT HE KNOWS NOTHING NOTHING ABOUT PHYSICALOGILY I KNOW MORE THEN ANYONE I DID NOT MEAN TO SAY OR DO ANYTHING AGAINST BROOK SHIELDS I LOVE HER AND CONSIDER HER A GOOD FRIEND AND TO THOSE WHO SAY YA WANT TO BOYCOTT ME GO AHAED AND TRY BUT YA WON,T GET FAR NO WAY TO THOSE WHO CONTINUE TO SUPPORT ME THANKS YA VERY MUCH SINCERLY YOURS MR TOM CRUISE !!!
Posted by: TOM CRUISE | July 28, 2005 at 11:47 PM
Keep up the good work Tom I love you
Posted by: Adolf Hitler | October 22, 2005 at 09:43 PM
Keep up the good work Tom I love you
Posted by: Adolf Hitler | October 22, 2005 at 09:44 PM