Hi there, folks. Wallie here. I was just thinkin'...
I wonder if I meet the age requirements for the Nathan's hot dog eating contest, cuz I'm pretty sure I can take that Japanese dude.
See, I can just grab 'em up real fast and shovel 'em in like this:
Yeeeeeeeeaaah. I think I'll start training now... Mamma? Can I have a hot dog?
