Dog the Bounty Hunter "On Demand," especially his wife Beth's style tips. She is my new idol.
Anyone that can take down bail jumpers wearing platform stilettos, a mini-"skort," a boobage-enhancing top, and long, glow-in-the-dark fake nails is my idol. She dresses for Dog, cuz he likes to see a "little leg" when he's working.
I can't help myself. I love this show. I love Dog's fake Hawaiian pidgin English. I love his righteous mullet. I love that he named his daughter "Baby Lyssa." I love the prayer circle at the end.
Why isn't everyone watching the show. And worshiping at Beth's feet?
When I go to Hawaii next month, I'm totally going to stalk them. Because they are awesome.
