Happiness is...
Dog the Bounty Hunter "On Demand," especially his wife Beth's style tips. She is my new idol.
Anyone that can take down bail jumpers wearing platform stilettos, a mini-"skort," a boobage-enhancing top, and long, glow-in-the-dark fake nails is my idol. She dresses for Dog, cuz he likes to see a "little leg" when he's working.
I can't help myself. I love this show. I love Dog's fake Hawaiian pidgin English. I love his righteous mullet. I love that he named his daughter "Baby Lyssa." I love the prayer circle at the end.
Why isn't everyone watching the show. And worshiping at Beth's feet?
When I go to Hawaii next month, I'm totally going to stalk them. Because they are awesome.
Yeah, I have had a secret girl crush on her too... she is awesome, she is everything I am not and while that may be a good thing in some books, it isn't in many of the folks I know... she is worthy of worship because there is no way in hell I could be comfortable and dress like that!
Bless her... or it may be the wine talkin'
Posted by: mdstblz | May 20, 2007 at 10:23 PM
i have a secret crush on Leland! LOL
Posted by: tanyetta | May 21, 2007 at 01:19 AM
oh, i watch. but only if there's a marathon on. much like a lay's, it's impossible to consume just one. are her tits about 6000x bigger than last season, or is it my imagination, brah?
Posted by: bmc | May 21, 2007 at 07:17 AM
Dude...love the show! We watched a little last night, in fact. Did you see the drama surrounding his arrest? I was amazed at Beth's adoration of Dog and visa versa.
I also have this strange crush on Leland that I can not explain.
Posted by: Kateri | May 21, 2007 at 07:28 AM
I have written about this before too! They are my favorite. I have a crush on Leland too and have even dreamed of him ;-)
Posted by: lia | May 21, 2007 at 07:44 AM
It's a date! Mai Tai's and binoculars! Uncle Chief can be in charge of the CityGirls.
Posted by: BadKitty | May 21, 2007 at 08:44 AM
BMC, Her tits are huge! It is impossible not to stare at them whenever she is on screen. They are always encased in some sort of 50's bullet bra action, which makes me love her even more. She seems like a nice lady, despite some "Life glitches" mentioned on wikipedia.
Posted by: Stefania/CityMama | May 21, 2007 at 09:01 AM
"life glitches."
i like that.
and i LOVE them.
Posted by: Alisyn | May 21, 2007 at 11:01 AM
I watch it now and then, mostly because they're such a cute couple!
Posted by: Izzy | May 21, 2007 at 12:52 PM
My family and I are going to Hawaii next month too. I'm doing my "annual" family visits which is sadly too far in between.
I've only seen a few Dog shows and never knew Hawaii was so full of parole violators. :) Maybe we can stalk them together. ;)
Posted by: Mama22Boys | May 22, 2007 at 05:55 PM
OMG! I thought I was the only one with this guilty pleasure! I absolutely LOVE this show... I spent all New Years Eve watching a marathon of Dog with my husband and father-in-law!! So funny. Thanks for the plug of Dog... great great show!!
- Audrey
Pinks & Blues Girls
www.pinksandblues.com
Posted by: Audrey - Pinks & Blues | May 22, 2007 at 06:17 PM
Dang. What size are those boobies?
Posted by: Mary Tsao | May 23, 2007 at 09:30 PM