'Twas the night before Christmas... you know what I'm sayin?
When all through the house
Not a creature was stirring not even a mouse
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there...
The children we're nestled all snug in their beds
While visions of sugarplums danced in their heads
And mama in her kerchief and I in my cap
Had just settled down for a long winter's nap.
As I fell asleep it started to rain
And soon I was dreaming of Johnny Fontane
My daughters love horses, maybe that's why
My dreams turned to nightmares about that Godfather guy.
I started to question my Christmas gift choices
Was I still sleeping? Or did I hear voices?
A round-shaped stranger appeared all alone
Not Santa Claus, but Don Corleone.
"Listen," he whispered. "This is over the top."
"Their pony obsession has just got to stop."
"You hear me? Capisce? Yeah, I
'm talking to youze..."
"Or I'll make you an offer you just can't refuse."
HA!HA! That's funny.
Happy Holidays to ya'll!
Posted by: darbunk | December 25, 2007 at 09:13 AM
great poem!! Happy holidays!
Posted by: Haley-O | December 25, 2007 at 10:53 AM
I am dying!!!!!
Posted by: Lia | December 25, 2007 at 11:00 AM
Merry Christmas to your family! I hope your guys had a wonderful holiday!
Posted by: May | December 25, 2007 at 07:01 PM
Bwaaa Haaa Haaa!! I was wondering how far the horse thing was going to go...
Brilliant!
Posted by: Jules | December 25, 2007 at 07:03 PM
Very funny. Kinda scary but funny. Hope you had a buon natale! Buon anno a tutti! xoxo -Stefania
Posted by: Stefania | December 29, 2007 at 11:10 AM
lol, that was hilarious! Funny stuff! Hope you had a merry christmas. :)
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