CityMama™

Martha Stewart on Facebook

I wonder how many Scrabulous games she's* got going at the same time?

*she meaning her PR agency

I'd love to blog...

but I'm stuck in Facebook and I can't get out. Let's start the jokes now: Your mom's on Facebook, dude. God.

Seriously, I'd like to put the kibosh on any more social networks. I can't take it anymore. I'm exhausted. Just when get LinkedIn looking all pretty and just as I try to extricate myself from Twitter, along comes an inbox full of Facebook requests. And so I spend 495 hours over 3 days filling out my profile and thinking up funny relationships with people and playing with all the applications. The music test thingy is evil. And it's hilarious that most of the users have the words "Yadda High School '10" next to their names.

But the thing is...

Facebook kinda rulezzz. Why does it rule so much? Someone please 'splain me.

Who else is lost in the timesuck? Tell me I'm not alone. And tell me how college students get anything done. I'm slackery enough as it is. If this were around back in the day, I would never have graduated.