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03/27/2009

40 is the new 20 and other lies the media perpetuates [and we're totally fine with that]

Who are we to stop the media from perpetuating the Hot Cougar Myth? Look, we know that there are 20-year-olds out there who look at Ashton Kutcher and think he can do much better than Demi Moore, to which we say really? Really? There's no way That Shaggy Idiot is doing better than this.

And in a white bikini, no less! And we know you know how unflattering those are. Demi, you work it, girl. Any woman over the age of 35 has got your back and we're high-fiving you all around.

—40 Whatever

Posted at 01:41 AM in Celebrities who make 40 look good, Stefania/CityMama |

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Al_Pal

Not much ass, but dang, she looks hottt.

Posted by: Al_Pal | 04/02/2009 at 09:45 AM

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Things to Do When We're 40 (The Not Bucket List)

  • A barbecue tour of the South
    We'll start in the Carolinas and end in Texas and sample the best barbecue America has to offer. Why? Because we like meat.
  • Hotel Living
    We like: mini bars, movies, and lounging around in our pajamas with our laptops right where they are supposed to be. We'll bring running shoes to pretend like we're going to work out, but really, who are we kidding. You see where this is going?
  • Knock some sense into dumb people
    We'd love to be the camp counselors on a show like the Real World or Rock of Love.
  • Eating Dinner in a Vineyard While the Sun Sets
    You know those scenes of a dining table set in a Tuscan or Sonoma vineyard dressed with beautiful linens and people sitting around it drinking wine and eating and laughing while the sun goes down? We want to be those people.
  • Yoga Retreat in New Mexico
    Some of our fondest memories are of spending time doing yoga together. Do other wannabe yoginis spend the entire class laughing together? We do.