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04/13/2009

You Bet Your Ass We're Watching "The Cougar"

Leaving aside the fact that forty isn't really old enough to be a cougar (sigh) and young men are stooopid, I CAN'T WAIT to see the new reality show "The Cougar," brought to us by the classy love pimps from  "The Bachelor."

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Stacey and Vivica. Yes, that does look like a bed behind them. Scary.

Hosted by the terrifying Vivica A. Fox -- would you talk back to her? I didn't think so -- this show is filled with shame pleasures.

Cougar Stacey Anderson is (0nly!) 40. She has four children -- yeah, a MILF. She's a real estate lady from Arizona who had over $50 million in sales her first year. Believe me, you'll recognize her: tiny, blonde, frozen face, pushy.

For some reason (maybe because it's cheaper than renting 100 billboards, in the desert, with giant real estate ads that feature her headshot?)  Stacey has agreed to date a house full of 20 idiots in their 20s, all with untucked shirts, hard bodies and flaccid minds. Mmmm, sounds dreamy. Not.

To be fair, the divorced 23 y.o. pool boy from Austin and the former Marine both tucked in their shirts. The rest? See for yourself.

Stacey's on Twitter and Facebook. And oh yeah, I'm following her.  I mean, I'm following the minion from the Mean Gay Producers Mafia who's been assigned to write her updates.

- Cat/Bad Kitty

Posted at 10:11 AM in 40w Club, Cat/Bad Kitty, Cougar bait, Stuff 40-year-old Women Like, That's so cougar |

Tags: cougar bait, facebook, gay producers mafia, stacey anderson, the bachelor, the cougar, twitter

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Ainse

Um, not sure why a 20-something guy would want to take on four kids, but whatever. Let's hope the cougar doesn't have a cute teenage daughter at home! Personally, at this age I'd like a "soul mate" who actually knows what he's doing with his life, but I'm sure it'll make for entertaining TV!

Posted by: Ainse | 04/13/2009 at 01:48 PM

Kady Liang

You two need to watch Mistresses on BBC America. Three of the actresses were born in the 60s (61, 67, 68) and they are unbelievably gorgeous. Talk about cougars.

Posted by: Kady Liang | 04/14/2009 at 11:36 AM

Al_Pal

Heh. Yeah, people I know who are older are looking for peers, not boytoys, but whatevs. Cheaper than billboards indeed!

But, uh, people born in the 60s are 40+, not 60+. :P

Posted by: Al_Pal | 04/17/2009 at 04:28 AM

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40 Whatever Approved

Things to Do When We're 40 (The Not Bucket List)

  • A barbecue tour of the South
    We'll start in the Carolinas and end in Texas and sample the best barbecue America has to offer. Why? Because we like meat.
  • Hotel Living
    We like: mini bars, movies, and lounging around in our pajamas with our laptops right where they are supposed to be. We'll bring running shoes to pretend like we're going to work out, but really, who are we kidding. You see where this is going?
  • Knock some sense into dumb people
    We'd love to be the camp counselors on a show like the Real World or Rock of Love.
  • Eating Dinner in a Vineyard While the Sun Sets
    You know those scenes of a dining table set in a Tuscan or Sonoma vineyard dressed with beautiful linens and people sitting around it drinking wine and eating and laughing while the sun goes down? We want to be those people.
  • Yoga Retreat in New Mexico
    Some of our fondest memories are of spending time doing yoga together. Do other wannabe yoginis spend the entire class laughing together? We do.